Schlocktoberfest Day 23: The Burning
The Burning (1981) TRAILER *spoilers throughout!* What’s it About: Some campers at Camp Crystal La…. I mean, Camp Blackwood decide to teach the caretaker, Cropsey, a lesson for some reason by pulling...
View ArticleToday’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 4-4-2014
[BEGIN GRACEFUL CONCESSION SPEECH] YOU KNOW WHAT? R.O.T.O.R. IS GOING TO TAKE THE HIGH ROAD TODAY. WHAT DOES R.O.T.O.R. CARE THAT YOU ALL VOTED R.O.T.O.R. OUT OF SOME STUPID TOURNAMENT? R.O.T.O.R. HAS...
View ArticleToday’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 4-9-2014
[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR IS DEAD. R.O.T.O.R. RESPONSIBLE VIA PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE. HERE IS A SHORT CLIP OF STAR-LORD FROM GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, AND...
View ArticleReview: Batman v. Superman: Yawn of Just Ass
*KRYPTONIAN SPOILERS BELOW!* BRAD: I was reminded about future Flash in the dream that Batman had and he said something like “Lois Lane is the key” or something about Lois Lane but what the fuck was...
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